Jennifer Aniston stars in a new spot for Smart Water that employs all the tropes of viral videos - puppies, dancing babies, a double rainbow... and for good measure, Aniston kicking a man in the crotch ("Sorry, apparently that's worth about 100,000 hits," she tells her victim.)
In a final bid for eyeballs, Aniston and her team of "Internet boys" decide to call the video "Jen Aniston's sex tape."
A previous Smart Water Aniston ad has featured her bare, ripped stomach.
HIP HOPS TOP MODEL
I got the SCOOP....
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Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
Jennifer Aniston Reveals the Shocking Reason She Chopped It All Off
Jennifer Aniston took a few inches off her signature locks, and around the world, CHAOS ENSUED*.
Her decision resulted in global unrest, as Supercuts and Great Clips locations worldwide were reportedly mobbed by hordes of angry women wielding scissors.
And in LA, hairstylist Jose Eber is said to have gone into hiding after a mob broke down his front door with cries of, "Bring back The Rachel!"
Meanwhile, chants of "JENNIFER GOT A BOB!" could be heard from unruly crowds in far-flung locales ranging from Bangkok to New Zealand to Peoria.
And now, Aniston's hairstylist has revealed to Allure magazine the shocking story behind her decision.
*Totally fictitious chaos, obvs.
In an Allure exclusive, hairstylist Chris McMillan admits that Aniston's signature look had been appropriated by a group with whom she understandably doesn't want to be associated. He says:
A bob, of course! Or as he calls it, a hairline bob, which is shorter in the back and longer in the front.
McMillan talks about the cut to Allure like it's some new, modern style, but frankly this bob has been around for years. It's nothing you won't see in any shopping mall in America.
But what do we care?
Jennifer has taken it all off! Let the rioting outside the Vidal Sassoons of the world continue!
What do you think of this shocking news from the Aniston camp?
Her decision resulted in global unrest, as Supercuts and Great Clips locations worldwide were reportedly mobbed by hordes of angry women wielding scissors.
And in LA, hairstylist Jose Eber is said to have gone into hiding after a mob broke down his front door with cries of, "Bring back The Rachel!"
Meanwhile, chants of "JENNIFER GOT A BOB!" could be heard from unruly crowds in far-flung locales ranging from Bangkok to New Zealand to Peoria.
And now, Aniston's hairstylist has revealed to Allure magazine the shocking story behind her decision.
*Totally fictitious chaos, obvs.
In an Allure exclusive, hairstylist Chris McMillan admits that Aniston's signature look had been appropriated by a group with whom she understandably doesn't want to be associated. He says:
There are so many long, layered hairstyles and—don't get me wrong, I love that. But The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills all have that. You know what I mean? And what's the opposite direction you can go in?
A bob, of course! Or as he calls it, a hairline bob, which is shorter in the back and longer in the front.
McMillan talks about the cut to Allure like it's some new, modern style, but frankly this bob has been around for years. It's nothing you won't see in any shopping mall in America.
But what do we care?
Jennifer has taken it all off! Let the rioting outside the Vidal Sassoons of the world continue!
What do you think of this shocking news from the Aniston camp?
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